搞笑的中式英语

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老婆大人让发的红包,说不发就揍我,我也没办法呀!还说没人领也要揍我,我好无奈!!!

01.we two who and who? 

咱俩谁跟谁阿 

02.how are you ? how old are you? 

怎么是你,怎么老是你? 

03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 

你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 

04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 

05.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 

有事起奏,无事退朝 

06.you me you me 

彼此彼此 

07.You Give Me Stop!! 

你给我站住! 

08.know is know noknow is noknow 

知之为知之,不知为不知... 

09.WATCH SISTER 

表妹 

10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 

龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 

11.American Chinese not enough 

美中不足 

  

12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 

车祸现场描述 

13.heart flower angry open 

心花怒放 

14.go past no mistake past 

走过路过,不要错过 

15.小明:I am sorry! 

老外:I am sorry too! 

小明:I am sorry three! 

老外:What are you sorry for? 

小明:I am sorry five! 

16.If you want money,I have no; 

if you want life,I have one! 

要钱没有,要命一条 

17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 

我叫李老大,今年25。 

18.you have two down son。 

你有两下子 

19.as far as you go to die 

有多远,死多远!!!! 

20.I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 

21. no three no four 

不三不四 

22. seven up eight down 

七上八下 

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